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HILLYBILLY HAR HAR

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These are important medical terms that you need to know in Redneck country. You never know if you will need to see a doctor.

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1. BENIGN.................What you are after you are eight.
2. CATSCAN..............Searching for the cat
3. D & C...................Where Washington is.
4. ENEMA..................Not a friend.
5. FESTER.................Quicker than someone else.
6. G. I. SERIES...........World Series of military baseball.
7. HANGNAIL..............What you hang your coat on.
8. IMPOTENT..............Distinquished,well known.
9. LABOR PAINS..........Getting hurt at work.
10. MEDICAL STAFF......A doctor's cane.

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